Goodnight oppo

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 02/06/2018 at 22:18 • Filed to: None

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You stay classy, brahs....

This sticker is quite distasteful

Hey, the box said 10hp!

smobgirl > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:22

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I wonder if these guys are friends.

E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:25

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I now know what my BMWs are missing.

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:26

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What woman wouldn’t want him?

Sadly, some will fall for it.

Spanfeller is a twat > smobgirl 02/06/2018 at 22:26

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They probably spend whole afternoons speaking about how they’re-not-getting-laid

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 02/06/2018 at 22:36

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It doesn’t have stoptech brakes :(
 
It would’ve been its only redeeming quality.

Not that the stock 135i callipers are small, on the contrary, those look huge...

But still, not stoptechs....

E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:37

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The calipers on my dad’s 135is are pretty massive.

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 02/06/2018 at 22:39

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I always liked those, never knew why bmw gave them such big brakes for such a small car, but well.

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 02/06/2018 at 22:40

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Asking for nudes is dumb, in my humble opinion one should witness the nudity in person rather than through a crappy phone display.

Granted, I doubt many women give this guy the chance to see that.

E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:40

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Not really sure.

I would also like to take this opportunity to point out the ubiquity of English.

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 02/06/2018 at 22:43

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why would you like to point out the ubiquity of English?


I really liked the 1 series coupe, I was never won over by the 2 series (the m240i doesn’t really have interior options)

Now my favourite bemer is probably the m140i.

E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:46

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Because the message on the back of that 1 is in English, not Spanish.

Mi español es mierda.

I don’t like the newer BMWs that much, but I would like to at least drive an M140i.

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 02/06/2018 at 22:53

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Oh, I suspect that’s his entire english vocabulary.

I mean, I like the 1 series, the 3 series wagon, the 4 series (GC and coupe) and I have a soft spot for the portly 6 gran tourismo that just came out.

Other than that I really adore the E46; I think its the best modern BMW design, together with the E39... but the e60 M5's engine is a powerhouse!

I will confirm to the Internet tonight that if BMW releases an AWD M6 GT I will start saving up to buy it.... that’s how much I like that car.

Shoop > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:57

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Shoop > smobgirl 02/06/2018 at 22:57

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E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 22:59

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Still might need to slap that on the back of my BMWs.

I don’t like the E46 as much as I used to. I think it’s because it’s almost too conservative.

A friend had a V10 M6 when I was 18. I lack words to describe it; also very hard to be objective when I was that young and it was that incredible.

I’m sure that an AWD M6 GT will exist, an AWD M5 already does. That’s just the next logical step.

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 02/06/2018 at 23:02

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shall begin saving up... Already know the exterior colour Azurischwartz!

Spanfeller is a twat > Shoop 02/06/2018 at 23:03

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Must’ve been a long trip down to mexico for that guy!

E92M3 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 23:19

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Someone help an old man here. What does “DM” stand for? I get that he wants people to send him nudes (part of me hopes he mostly gets trolled with penis pics).

Is it some new social media platform? I don’t think it has anything to do with instagram, twitter, or snapfish. Maybe it does?

Spanfeller is a twat > E92M3 02/06/2018 at 23:22

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DM is shorthand for Direct Message.

smobgirl > Shoop 02/06/2018 at 23:26

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Wow.

diplodicus > Spanfeller is a twat 02/07/2018 at 08:37

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How do I know where to send them though?

Spanfeller is a twat > diplodicus 02/07/2018 at 09:14

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I’d have to ask